I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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