ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
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Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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