In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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