And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
You don't make any sense
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