I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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