Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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