It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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