what if every blade of grass was a penis?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
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I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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