Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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