discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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