its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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