is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
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It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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