I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize