She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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