do herpes really smell.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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