Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
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I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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