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How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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