I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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