I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
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Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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