if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
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No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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