and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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