We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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