Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
You coming home soon, man?
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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