My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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