No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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