Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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