none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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