it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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