Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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