is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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