im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize