the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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