Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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