So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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