You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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