I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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