There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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