What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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