I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
time to smoke my breakfast
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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