I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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