Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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