i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
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