Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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