On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
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Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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