Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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