i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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