Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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