meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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