franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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