And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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